Discography
Couldnotcareless, Our Evil Twin Band That Plays Skramz
Single · 2022
- 1 Couldnotcareless, Our Evil Twin Band That Plays Skramz 0:46
Cryptic Clarity
Full-length · 2022
- 1 Prologue: Dream Diary 1:19
- 2 Couldcareless, Our Evil Twin Band That Plays Skramz 0:46
- 3 .jpeg from Jesus 0:38
- 4 Your Neighbor Is a Killer, and I'm Bringing a Fruit Basket 0:39
- 5 Occam's Razor Scooter 2:18
- 6 Learning Everything You Know About Erectile Dysfunction from a Medical Journal Article Written by Dr. Acula 0:36
- 7 Unironically Shitting Yourself at Hershey Park 0:48
- 8 I Have Thirteen Problems and Triskaidekaphobia Is One 0:33
- 9 Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Turning Gamer Girl Bath Water into Wine 0:56
- 10 Lift Yr Skinny Dicks Like Antennas to My Ass 0:42
- 11 When I Hang for My Crimes, Use My Body as a Piñata (I Am Full of Candy) 0:28
- 12 Water Under the Planar Bridge 2:20
- 13 That One Promoter Who Puts the Same Three Shitty Local Bands on Every Show Just Told Me Our Band Doesn't Pull 1:06
- 14 Fancy Business Tie Doubling as a Fancy Business Noose 0:26
- 15 Captain Daddy Basket 1:27
- 16 Using Performance Enhancing Drugs to Win a Gold Medal in the Pain Olympics 1:23
- 17 Super Jizzlord Unleashed 0:51
- 18 Epilogue: The Culmination of a Lifetime of Disorder (We Have Made Our Homes in the Depths, and We Shall Never Ascend) 3:59
Burner Phone
EP · 2021
- 1 Sloppy Top Mountain Resort 1:01
- 2 Peaveys Aren't Real, They Were Created by the Government to Perform Surveillance on Crust Punks 0:58
- 3 Seagulls Become Vultures 1:18
- 4 Sky Daddy, Hover Lover, Levitation Sensation 1:26
- 5 IAmThatBootyGoonYouKnowWhatIMean 1:56
- 6 Motherfucking 24 Inch Vinyl Record 1:42
- 7 Aggro Kadabra Was Supposed to Be the Name of My Aggressive Street Magic Performance 1:41
Seagulls Become Vultures
Single · 2021
- 1 Seagulls Become Vultures 1:18
Adonic Death Count
EP · 2019
- 1 We Forced a Bot to Listen to 1000 Hours of the Couldcareless EP and Then Asked It to Write a Couldcareless EP of Its Own, Here's the First Page 1:20
- 2 I'm a Simple Man with a Simple Plan and a Kidnapper Van 1:06
- 3 Drone Show Stage Dive 1:05
- 4 A Glass of Milk with Ice in It 1:16
- 5 I Got an A+ in Anatomy Because I Showed My Teacher How to Spell "Boobies" on a Calculator 4:01
We Installed a Virus on Kurt Ballaou's Computer That Makes All His Mixes Sound like Mortician (It's Actually Bird Flu)
Single · 2019
- 1 We Installed a Virus on Kurt Ballaou's Computer That Makes All His Mixes Sound like Mortician (It's Actually Bird Flu) 1:32
Stem Cell Suicide
EP · 2018
- 1 Trench Coat Boy's First Day of School 0:35
- 2 I Wish I Could Burn This Bridge, but Everything Is Made Out of Steel or Concrete These Days and Bridges Have Become Pretty Much Impossible to Destroy... 0:37
- 3 ...but I Learned to Make Potassium Chlorate on the Internet So I Could Build a Bomb and Try That 0:46
- 4 Google Image Search: Eyeball Surgery 0:28
- 5 Sometimes I Like to Sit on the Roof of My House and Think About All the Things That Could Have Been, but Then I Realize I'm Pretty Unrealistic with All My Expectations and at Some Point I Should Probably Just G 0:41
- 6 Fuck, That Last Song Name Was Over 140 Characters 0:37
- 7 Dickmeatrazor 2:01